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| Manchester City scored five goals from just five shots on target against Fulham and had only seven attempts in the whole game. |
In a single matchday like this, we saw
Erling Haaland, Son Heung-min, and the teenage sensation
Evan Ferguson all netting hat-tricks. It's like witnessing a unicorn
riding a skateboard - rare and utterly mind-blowing!
Evan Ferguson, at the tender age of 18, just did something that even
grown-ups would daydream about. He joined the cool club of teenagers who've
scored Premier League hat-tricks - a club that has more exclusivity than a VIP
section at a rock concert. Names like Chris Bart-Williams, Robbie Fowler, and
Michael Owen have a new member, and Evan's not even old enough to vote yet!
But wait, there's more to young Evan's story. He's not just about hat-tricks.
With 8 goals and 2 assists under his belt, he's doing things that have only
been done by football sorcerer Cesc FÃ bregas. It's like finding out your kid
brother can cook a five-course meal while you're still struggling to make a
sandwich. Evan, you legend!
Now, let's talk about Erling Haaland, the goal-scoring machine from
Norway. He's not just breaking records; he's demolishing them.
In only 39 games, he racked up 50 goal involvements - that's 41 goals
and 9 assists! Andrew Cole, who held the previous record, probably spilled his
tea in shock when he heard about this. Haaland's speed to 50 goals and assists
is like ordering pizza and having it delivered before you even finish typing
your address online.
Then there's Son Heung-min. This guy doesn't just score hat-tricks; he
collects them like Pokémon cards.
Four hat-tricks in different stadiums - it's like he's challenging
himself to see how many places he can embarrass defenders. From St. Mary's to
Villa Park and more, Son's hat-trick collection is starting to rival a stamp
collector's album.
Lastly, there's James Maddison. Since 2018-19, he's been turning heads
with his knack for scoring from outside the box. He's got 18 of those to his
name, which is the same as James Ward-Prowse. These two must be in some secret
"Long-Range Shot" club where they trade tips on how to make goalkeepers cry.
Latest Premier Results
| Home Team | Away Team | Result |
|---|---|---|
| Luton | West Ham | 2 - 1 |
| Sheffield Utd | Everton | 2 - 2 |
| Brentford | Bournemouth | 2 - 2 |
| Burnley | Spurs | 2 - 5 |
| Chelsea | Nott'm Forest | 0 - 1 |
| Man City | Fulham | 5 - 1 |
| Brighton | Newcastle | 3 - 1 |
In conclusion, this was a day to remember in the Premier League. Hat-tricks,
records, and teenagers making history - it had it all. The only question now
is, what will they do for an encore? We'll just have to wait and see, but one
thing's for sure: football fans are in for a wild ride this season.
